Our Shelob - She Went Out Fighting
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posted by David Anthony Durham at
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009Our Shelob - She Went Out FightingLabels: Spidery Random Things
posted by David Anthony Durham at
11:43 AM
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7 Comments:
I hate spiders. If I had to deal with those insidious creatures as often as you do, I'd make like Frodo and sail off for Valinor.
Drew
Hi Drew.
Sir, that's exactly what I'm preparing to do.
It's pictures like this that explain my rapidly deteriorating view of Fresno...
My best,
Bryan Russell
That gives me the willies!
Willies? You want willies? Consider this...
We put Shelob there in sealed vial, a souvenir and medical specimen for when we want to freak out friends, I guess. Thing is, it's like four days after the 'apparent' demise from a potent concoction of deadly materials, and then she's been in a sealed container.
But every time you pick up the vial she moves, flexes her legs, seriously looks like she's about to flip over and bust out. If I wasn't a terribly sane man I might thinks those whispered voices I've been hearing are coming from her...
Nothing a phial from Galadriel couldn't fix, man. :) As you know, there are spiders out here too--but they're less, er, absurdly horrific...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
That is all.
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